Mehn, girls can be a lot of trouble and I believe every girl needs at least 1 male adviser to help them take reasonable decisions especially when it comes to serious matters.
Y'all remember that bank girl I talked about? That girls name should be Ngozi Iweala. Not only because she has her looks and type of seriousness (from her looks) but because she can cause you wahala that will distort your wildest imaginations but will also put it in a way you have to apologise and thank her for the trouble. Y'all dig? Yh! That kinda shii.
But then a bro is in love so he gat to do what he's gat to do. After "toasting" her for a long while and she kept saying No, I told her I was going to kidnap, rape, and impregnate her as my Plan B if she continues saying No. She's not really believing I'll do it (i go clear her doubt).
If only she knew that is more convenient than calling and texting.
Thank God say erigga dey, him go just call 1 chairman for abuja and nobody go even reason my matter again based on connections wey ur favourite rapper dey pray make God give am.
Mehn, the way am thinking now peeps cannot understand so I find solace in scribbling things down, I Love that girl and she doesn't even know just like she's Jane all I want for her is to blow.
This is just a freestyle from cloud9 chilling. All words should be considered as non-savvy and the active imagination of a flibbertigibbet who is very innocuous and a billionaire.
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